HAHA! i did an extra FA quiz today! well at first i dun intend to do it one. i just want to try out tony kang class. experience how his class is being said to be fun. and how chor the students are when come to class participation. but i see none! so disappointed. all bcos tony kang let the class do the quiz first. and it took us 1.5 hr loh. then he ask me if i wanna do... and since i got nothing better to do.. so i just take and do. although i din study at all. moreover their quiz cover from chap 7 to 12 but my prof haven taught us chap 12 yet. haha and so a lot of qn i just guess my way through. anyway i din submit it in the end. so it gonna be another "past year quizes" for my own reference.

anyway, last nite, me, ah niao and will was conferencing. both ah niao and will are zihighing and compeiting each other for Joyce. all along i am there lenging myself. I shall post some of the shocking secrets between joyce, will and chor yanfang.

[12:37:57 AM] beautiful me: nowadays gers r hard to please
[12:38:08 AM] beautiful me: i shall not please myself den
[12:38:11 AM] beautiful me: and my baby
[12:38:24 AM] shA: ?!
[12:38:28 AM] shA: wat ur baby?!
[12:38:30 AM] shA: so chor
[12:38:31 AM] shA: with who
[12:38:33 AM] shA: joyce ah
[12:39:01 AM] beautiful me: yarh yarh
[12:39:06 AM] beautiful me: our baby
[12:40:05 AM] yanfang: u kick urself rite in the ass
[12:40:08 AM] yanfang: type such things
[12:40:10 AM] yanfang: hahahah
[12:40:19 AM] shA: omg. yf is jeolous

From this point onwards, I am too lazy to change the colour of each person. anyway its quite easy to figure out who is who.. haha enjoy. below is the cream loh. hahahah

[12:40:34 AM] beautiful me: yarh yarh
[12:40:39 AM] beautiful me: my baby with joyce
[12:40:39 AM] yanfang [ wh: siao
[12:40:40 AM] beautiful me: y leh
[12:40:52 AM] yanfang [ wh: i love ah chor
[12:40:53 AM] beautiful me: got any comments?
[12:40:57 AM] beautiful me: dun have names yet leh
[12:41:01 AM] yanfang [ wh: will be happy for her
[12:41:12 AM] beautiful me: hw can u love my wife??
[12:41:16 AM] beautiful me: told u we have a baby wad
[12:42:01 AM] yanfang [ wh: so waht
[12:42:05 AM] yanfang [ wh: ur wife is bi
[12:42:08 AM] yanfang [ wh: dun u know she loves me
[12:42:16 AM] yanfang [ wh: she always tell me she loves me
[12:42:21 AM] beautiful me: haha
[12:42:22 AM] yanfang [ wh: we both love each other
[12:42:23 AM] beautiful me: reali?
[12:42:24 AM] beautiful me: hmmz..
[12:42:30 AM] beautiful me: then u take 1 3 5
[12:42:34 AM] beautiful me: i take 2 4 6 7 la
[12:42:41 AM] yanfang [ wh: i nt stupid
[12:42:49 AM] yanfang [ wh: i take 1-7
[12:42:56 AM] yanfang [ wh: u take public hols lah
[12:43:08 AM] beautiful me: huh
[12:43:10 AM] beautiful me: hw can
[12:43:14 AM] beautiful me: she is my wife
[12:43:16 AM] yanfang [ wh: y nt?
[12:43:18 AM] yanfang [ wh: hmm
[12:43:21 AM] beautiful me: u r only her lesbian partner
[12:43:25 AM] yanfang [ wh: y dun let her chose?
[12:43:32 AM] yanfang [ wh: i m sure she will chose me over u
[12:43:33 AM] yanfang [ wh: hahaha
[12:43:36 AM] beautiful me: hahaa
[12:43:38 AM] beautiful me: reali?
[12:43:39 AM] yanfang [ wh: i m damn confident
[12:43:51 AM] yanfang [ wh: u can check her hp lor
[12:43:53 AM] yanfang [ wh: all is my sms
[12:43:57 AM] beautiful me: haha
[12:43:59 AM] yanfang [ wh: u check for urs lor
[12:44:01 AM] yanfang [ wh: confirm dun have
[12:44:03 AM] yanfang [ wh: hahahah
[12:44:05 AM] beautiful me: aww..
[12:44:16 AM] beautiful me: i noe she wun be so jie qin
[12:44:27 AM] beautiful me: i love her so much u noe
[12:44:34 AM] ? shA: jieqin
[12:44:35 AM] ? shA: ?
[12:44:37 AM] beautiful me: surely she keeps mine more den urs la
[12:44:45 AM] beautiful me: jue qin
[12:44:48 AM] yanfang [ wh: hmmz
[12:44:51 AM] yanfang [ wh: u r in denial
[12:45:00 AM] beautiful me: denial?
[12:45:00 AM] yanfang [ wh: y dun u look at her inbox
[12:45:06 AM] yanfang [ wh: u will see all my smses
[12:45:07 AM] beautiful me: what is denial?
[12:45:15 AM] beautiful me: everyone is denial?
[12:45:17 AM] beautiful me: isnt it?
[12:45:20 AM] yanfang [ wh: actualli it doenst matter hw much u love her
[12:45:24 AM] beautiful me: hahaha
[12:45:29 AM] yanfang [ wh: it matters hw much she loves me and nt u
[12:45:30 AM] yanfang [ wh: hahahaha
[12:45:35 AM] beautiful me: awww..
[12:45:53 AM] beautiful me: one day she will leave u!
[12:46:00 AM] beautiful me: for a nice guy like me!
[12:46:02 AM] beautiful me: hahhaha
[12:46:03 AM] yanfang [ wh: u shld start thinking of her nt u
[12:46:05 AM] yanfang [ wh: one day
[12:46:06 AM] beautiful me: she is mine!
[12:46:08 AM] yanfang [ wh: when is tt day coming?
[12:46:19 AM] beautiful me: hmmz
[12:46:22 AM] beautiful me: soon
[12:46:24 AM] beautiful me: very soon
[12:46:26 AM] beautiful me: hahah

[12:47:15 AM] beautiful me: u and her will never work out!
[12:47:20 AM] yanfang [ wh: hw come?
[12:47:20 AM] beautiful me: u cannot satisfy her!
[12:47:22 AM] yanfang [ wh: y nt?
[12:47:22 AM] beautiful me: hahah
[12:47:24 AM] yanfang [ wh: hahahah
[12:47:25 AM] beautiful me: only i can!
[12:47:28 AM] yanfang [ wh: hw u know?
[12:47:32 AM] yanfang [ wh: she likes it chor
[12:47:34 AM] yanfang [ wh: i m chor
[12:47:34 AM] beautiful me: cos u r not a guy!
[12:47:35 AM] yanfang [ wh: hahahah

*this part of the conversation is damn E.. talk about some sex toys. haha. too chor to post on my demure blog*

[12:50:13 AM] beautiful me: i mean satisfyin her emotional needs
[12:50:17 AM] yanfang [ wh: oh
[12:50:21 AM] yanfang [ wh: tt one u cant lor
[12:50:26 AM] beautiful me: r u sure?
[12:50:31 AM] beautiful me: i can loh
[12:50:37 AM] yanfang [ wh: u asked her who she sms nites and say I love u
[12:50:42 AM] beautiful me: hahaha
[12:50:54 AM] yanfang [ wh: actualli i m nt maggie
[12:50:55 AM] yanfang [ wh: hahaha
[12:50:56 AM] beautiful me: definitely not u!
[12:50:57 AM] beautiful me: hahaha
[12:51:03 AM] yanfang [ wh: it is me lor
[12:51:05 AM] beautiful me: haha
[12:51:07 AM] beautiful me: izzit
[12:51:08 AM] beautiful me: ok loh
[12:51:12 AM] beautiful me: later i forward u a msg
[12:51:13 AM] yanfang [ wh: u dun believe then ur prob
[12:51:15 AM] beautiful me: dun be jealous ah
[12:51:16 AM] beautiful me: hahahah
[12:51:30 AM] yanfang [ wh: when is ur sms dated?
[12:51:36 AM] yanfang [ wh: mine was yest
[12:51:38 AM] beautiful me: y muz i tell u
[12:51:39 AM] beautiful me: haha
[12:51:43 AM] beautiful me: dun bluff
[12:51:44 AM] beautiful me: send me la
[12:51:46 AM] yanfang [ wh: serious
[12:51:47 AM] yanfang [ wh: ok
[12:52:51 AM] beautiful me: haha
[12:52:55 AM] yanfang [ wh: she said she is keepin her V for me
[12:52:55 AM] beautiful me: nd to find so long ah
[12:52:57 AM] yanfang [ wh: wait ah
[12:52:59 AM] yanfang [ wh: gt alot of sms
[12:53:01 AM] beautiful me: dun bluff
[12:53:06 AM] yanfang [ wh: i need to read thru one by one
[12:53:07 AM] beautiful me: u oweself create one rite
[12:53:08 AM] beautiful me: hahaha
[12:53:10 AM] yanfang [ wh: no lor
[12:53:15 AM] yanfang [ wh: u can check my hp
[12:53:16 AM] beautiful me: oh
[12:53:17 AM] yanfang [ wh: tmr
[12:53:23 AM] beautiful me: hahaha
[12:53:41 AM] beautiful me: ok loh
[12:53:44 AM] beautiful me: tmrw i check
*obviously here will is reading the sms that yanfang forwarded to him..*
[12:53:46 AM] beautiful me: hahaah
[12:54:19 AM] beautiful me: pui!
[12:54:24 AM] beautiful me: she is lying!!!!!
[12:54:34 AM] beautiful me: hw can she cheat on me!
[12:54:35 AM] beautiful me: hahaha
[12:54:36 AM] yanfang [ wh: i sending more to u
[12:54:38 AM] yanfang [ wh: wait ah
[12:54:44 AM] beautiful me: ee.. er xin
[12:55:21 AM] beautiful me: correction
[12:55:23 AM] beautiful me: had
[12:55:26 AM] beautiful me: cant u see
[12:55:32 AM] beautiful me: our baby is there!
[12:55:35 AM] beautiful me: so cute rite
[12:55:46 AM] beautiful me: i even bought a bell for her
[12:55:48 AM] beautiful me: hahahh
[12:55:58 AM] yanfang [ wh: so wat
[12:56:03 AM] yanfang [ wh: i gave her my virgin kiss
[12:56:08 AM] beautiful me: hahaha
[12:56:09 AM] beautiful me: pui
[12:56:15 AM] ? shA.. will: omg
[12:56:19 AM] ? shA.. will: this is getting realli e
[12:56:26 AM] beautiful me: where u kiss her
[12:56:31 AM] beautiful me: no wonder nw her complexion so bad
[12:56:33 AM] beautiful me: yucks

[12:59:23 AM] beautiful me: hw can she do that to me!
[12:59:27 AM] beautiful me: pui
[12:59:32 AM] yanfang [ wh: too bad lor
[12:59:39 AM] beautiful me: u r my xiong di!
[12:59:41 AM] yanfang [ wh: sometimes the les lover is always better
[12:59:50 AM] beautiful me: hw can u take my wife!
[01:00:00 AM] beautiful me: i shall tell everyone u r les!
[01:00:02 AM] beautiful me: wahahhaha
[01:00:09 AM] beautiful me: im gona mass mail to everyone
[01:00:10 AM] beautiful me: hahahah
[01:00:24 AM] yanfang [ wh: eh
[01:00:34 AM] yanfang [ wh: she juz send me another sms t
[01:00:45 AM] yanfang [ wh: this is to inform me tt she is going to sleep soon
[01:00:53 AM] yanfang [ wh: i forwarded to u liao
[01:00:58 AM] beautiful me: pui!
[01:01:19 AM] yanfang [ wh: y u pui?
[01:01:25 AM] yanfang [ wh: u dun believe rite
[01:01:29 AM] yanfang [ wh: nw i tell u lor
[01:02:13 AM] yanfang [ wh: dun b so sad lah
[01:02:23 AM] yanfang [ wh: i initially dun want to tell u tt we are an item
[01:02:28 AM] yanfang [ wh: scared tt u will be sad
[01:02:56 AM] beautiful me: pui
[01:03:01 AM] beautiful me: i dun believe!!
[01:03:07 AM] yanfang [ wh: ok lor
[01:03:07 AM] beautiful me: yucks
[01:03:14 AM] beautiful me: she wun love someone like u loh
[01:03:16 AM] beautiful me: hahaha
[01:03:16 AM] yanfang [ wh: i cant help it if u dun believe
[01:03:19 AM] yanfang [ wh: u dunno
[01:03:23 AM] beautiful me: dun be self delusional
[01:03:25 AM] yanfang [ wh: u din see her nick abt marrying me
[01:03:28 AM] beautiful me: hahah
[01:03:29 AM] yanfang [ wh: i m nt kidding
[01:03:31 AM] beautiful me: marrying u??
[01:03:39 AM] beautiful me: next life la
[01:03:45 AM] beautiful me: she needs a real man like me!
[01:03:46 AM] beautiful me: wahahaha
[01:04:00 AM] yanfang [ wh: we are thinking of going to san francisco
[01:04:31 AM] beautiful me: no use loh
[01:04:36 AM] beautiful me: i will hunt u down!
[01:04:39 AM] beautiful me: and kill u!
[01:04:39 AM] beautiful me: wahaha
[01:04:42 AM] beautiful me: she is minE!
[01:05:24 AM] yanfang [ wh: i realli dun know hw to put it to u so tt there will be minimal hurt
[01:05:36 AM] yanfang [ wh: looks lk i shall die for being a les
[01:05:43 AM] yanfang [ wh: hw can god be so unfair?
[01:05:55 AM] beautiful me: pui
[01:06:13 AM] beautiful me: hahha
[01:06:18 AM] beautiful me: she loves u????????????????